Note that the FOMC has been meeting, and will be releasing a statement around 2PM EDT (I think);
my fed statement comparison page should be updated shortly after that — within 40 seconds or so, if my script works properly; let's say the odds of that happening are 1 in 3. At 2:30 EDT
Fed chairman Yellen will speak, and you can watch live as she then proceeds to field asinine questions from the financial press.